...at a building site(they were all builders). Paddy Englishman opens his lunchbox and said "cheese sandwiches, cheese sandwiches, i always get cheese sandwiches, if i get a cheese sandwich tommorow I'll kill myself." Paddy Scotsman opened his lunchbox and said "cucumber sandwiches, cucumber sandwiches, i always get cucumber sandwiches, if I get another cucumber sandwich tommorow I'll kill myself." Paddy Irishman opened his lunchbox and said "ham sandwiches, ham sandwiches, i always get ham sandwiches, if I get another ham sandwich tommorow I'll kill myself." And sure enough they all got the same sandwiches so they all killed themselves. At their funerals they're wives started talking. Ms. Englishman said "if only i made him a different sandwich hed still be here!" Ms. Scotsman said the same. But them Ms Irishman said "I don't get it, Paddy Irishman always made his own lunch!!!!"
2006-12-03 21:44:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just so ya know im not racist i'm irish myself
2006-12-03 21:49:03 · update #1
That's an old one...
2006-12-03 21:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by Zen Azura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
expensive Trina, that would desire to so have been a sturdy shaggy dog tale, yet you fcuked it up. The Irishman is a Paddy. till you're speaking approximately him, bypass away the paddy bit out. the comparable shaggy dog tale is v stable while speaking approximately Scousers. they're the undesirable ppl from Liverpool. God bless them.
2016-10-13 23:29:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful.
2006-12-03 21:47:49 · answer #3 · answered by saumitra s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but that isn't funny anymore!
2006-12-03 21:48:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-12-03 21:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋