A blonde is on her way to work one day when she passes a shop and sees a shinny object in the window. Curious about it, she walks in and questions the clerk.
"What is it?"
"Its a thermos"
"What does it do?"
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
So she buys it and takes it to work with her. A litttle while later her boss, another blonde walks by and sees the thermos.
"What is it?"
"Its a thermos"
"What does it do?"
"It keeps hot thigns hot and cold things cold"
"What do you have in it?"
"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle"
2006-12-03 21:44:00 · 9 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great
2006-12-03 21:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi! One morning Bob asks his gorgeous blond wife, Julia to make him some orange juice for breakfast. When he walks into the kitchen he sees his sexy wife staring intently at a can of frozen orange juice and asks her what she is doing. Julia replies in her sexy voice that she is making orange juice according to the directions on the can..the can says concentrate...so she does.
Julia is also an exceptional executive secretary. Her boss sees her editing a memo on her computer and asks her why she is brushing White Out fluid onto her computer screen. Just making a few corrections before I send this memo out she replies in earnest. She's so hot she gets a promotion and a raise! =^..^=
2006-12-03 22:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by Joan H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know if a blonde owns a metal vibrator?
She has chipped teeth !!!
2006-12-03 21:50:54 · answer #3 · answered by Maewest 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did the blonde break her arm raking leaves, she fell out of the tree
2006-12-03 21:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by chick douglas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a blond who is answering this question?
answer: A total moron!
2006-12-03 21:47:11 · answer #5 · answered by laxthefacts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats gas!!!! better than mine! i posted three jokes have a look at em!
2006-12-03 21:47:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2006-12-03 23:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's too funny, thank you!
2006-12-03 22:34:55 · answer #8 · answered by Boliver Bumgut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haaaaa, ha
2006-12-03 21:47:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋