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How do you know when a blonde sends a Fax?
Its got a stamp on it.................

Again, bit early for the cracker jokes......

2006-12-03 21:39:21 · 5 answers · asked by eddie7324 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

I like that one.
Have you seen this.............

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-2102104544004622946&q=blonde

It's mint!!!

Here's one for you........

A blind man went into the Ladies Only bar-room of a pub. He reached a bar stool and asked for a pint.
After sitting there for a bit, he shouted to the barmaid, "Heard the latest blonde joke?"
The room immediately went very quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, a woman sitting near him said, "Young man, before you tell that joke, as I notice you're blind, I ought to tell you five things:
1. The barmaid is a blonde.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I'm female, blonde, 6 feet tall and weigh 16 stone. I'm also a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The woman on your right is blonde and also a professional wrestler.
So, think about it seriously, young man. Do you still want to tell us that joke?"
The blind man thought for a second, shook his head, and said...
"Well.... no. not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."

I think it's funny, and I'm blonde.xxx

2006-12-04 00:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by stiflersmom29 3 · 0 1

i m blonde and you made me laugh ;-)

what does a blonde make in a rice field?
She is looking for uncle benz

2006-12-03 22:11:07 · answer #2 · answered by langstrumpf 4 · 0 0

Right that is it.

I am dying my hair, I no longer want to be blonde, and be associated with this.

I am going to go ginger, although blondes do have more fun! ;)

2006-12-03 21:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by Coley 4 · 0 0

would it be so funny if i was to make a black joke on here ?

2006-12-03 21:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by lilme 4 · 0 2

Liked that one.......

2006-12-03 21:53:38 · answer #5 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0 0

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