It doesn't really matter, of course. He's still going to eat you. But I'm sure he likes to watch humans grasping for any kind of hope just before he sucks the life out of them.
2006-12-03 21:36:59 · 8 answers · asked by The Man Comes Around 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hail Azag-thoth, without whose laughter the world should not be! Ia, Aazag-thoth! Hail to the Goat of a Thousand Young! Hail Cthulhu, without whose dreams we ourselves should not be! Hail to the ancient dreamer!
2006-12-03 23:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by enslavementality 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude....
When Cthulhu rises from Dark Rel'yah and the the Byakahee birds are circling Prince Nylarothep's head......
The only thing you can do is kiss you butt GOODBYE...
He's gonna eat and that's for sure......
So what do you do?
2006-12-03 21:46:45 · answer #2 · answered by wolf560 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm such a fat unhealthy slob that I would give you indigestion and be kind of mushy on the way down, like overcooked okra only with more cholesterol.
2006-12-03 21:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by Wise1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cthulhu f'thang?
2006-12-03 22:00:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I have some cocktail sauce with those calamari!!!
2006-12-03 22:38:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell him that you taste much better
2006-12-03 21:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by uncle J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will say .. i know you wont spare me so make it quick
2006-12-03 21:42:34 · answer #7 · answered by Peace 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll say, "I'm not a Christian."
2006-12-03 21:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by Father G 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋