& every time they had sex the wife would make him pay for it. on their 20th yr of marriage the wife said" honey every time you paid for it, i save the money & here's our brand new house. I love you sugar. the husband took one look at the house & said" Damn baby if i'd known your were going to buy a house i would have given you ALL the business"
2006-12-03 21:02:51 · 6 answers · asked by harmony 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol don't hold back... life's little lessons
how about this...
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!"
2006-12-03 21:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-04 05:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by nisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great idea for freshers
2006-12-04 05:09:03 · answer #3 · answered by dilu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
funny
2006-12-04 05:05:17 · answer #4 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loo0oo000ooool
2006-12-04 05:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-04 06:16:03 · answer #6 · answered by Unknown User 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋