What did one saggy boob say to the other?
" If we dont get some support soon , people will think we`re nuts......"
2006-12-03 21:01:14 · 24 answers · asked by missshortly 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny
2006-12-03 21:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by Thumbs Up 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
heres one for you
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!"
2006-12-03 21:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by nisha 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny... how about this....
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
nisha don't steal my joke
2006-12-03 21:04:03 · answer #3 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - no offence taken.
2006-12-03 21:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, simple easy to remember. Very nice
2006-12-03 22:01:44 · answer #5 · answered by confusedpsyguy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best to date missshort thanx
2006-12-03 21:09:42 · answer #6 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offence taken that was really funny he he!!
2006-12-03 21:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
must be really really saggy
2006-12-03 21:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one keep it up and it'll make you famous one day
2006-12-03 21:28:55 · answer #9 · answered by Tekken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha no offence taken! its brill!
2006-12-03 21:02:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one he he he
2006-12-03 21:03:56 · answer #11 · answered by harmony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋