a pharmasist (sp?) went on vacation & left a young trainee in his wake. on the day he came back he saw a man moaning & leaning on the counter. what's wrong with him, he asked the trainee "well he came for a really bad cough but i couldn't find the cough syrup so i gave him a full bottle of laxative"
the pharmist was outraged are you nuts! you can't treat a cold with a laxative!!" but sir came the reply look at him he's cured cuz he's afraid to cough
2006-12-03 20:54:37 · 11 answers · asked by harmony 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO, it is a clean joke.....................until he coughs!
2006-12-03 20:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dogs is going right into a job interview, and the corporation says to him, "you have have been given the job, yet on condition which you're able to do 3 issues. First, you will desire to have the skill to form a minimum of 60 words consistent with minute." So the dogs runs to a working laptop or computing device and types an remarkable 80 words in a minute. "this is totally effective! next, you will desire to have the skill to distribute mail to each and all of the staff." right this moment, the dogs grabs the mail in his mouth and immediately distributes the stack to each and all of the superb workers. "it particularly is ideal! finally, you will desire to be bilingual." So then the dogs says, "Meow!"
2016-10-13 23:29:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice woot 2 points
2006-12-03 21:44:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Nice to see a good, clean joke now and then!
Thanks.
2006-12-04 11:14:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke
2006-12-03 21:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by e_friendship 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really a good joke. thumbs up.
2006-12-03 21:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice, 2 points.
2006-12-03 20:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one Thnks for that
2006-12-03 21:22:23 · answer #8 · answered by Munna Bhai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
really funny.
2006-12-03 21:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good one
2006-12-03 20:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋