There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to get them, and she said to herself, ''Am I going up the stairs or down the stairs?'' So, she stood there puzzled, the bags of groceries still in her hands. Blonde #2 was taking a bath, and was draining the tub because it was too cold. With her hair still dry, she said to herself, ''Was I getting in the tub or out of the tub?'' She stood there, just thinking about it. Blonde #3 was sitting in the living room in front of the coffee table, and she said to herself, ''Knock on wood I'm not as stupid as the other two!'' She knocked the table. ''Was that the front door or the back door?''
2006-12-03 20:43:08 · 11 answers · asked by Jadess 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HaHa
Really funny
Here a Joke.
With a Kiss
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl asked, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out & wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man who was standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
2006-12-03 20:45:21 · answer #1 · answered by Viren 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one how about this
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times."
2006-12-03 20:52:25 · answer #2 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually have jet black hair it really is dyed, yet my organic colour is blonde. i appear as if **** with blonde hair, and my black hair makes my hazel eyes pop. i'd truly bypass for the guy who's gonna bypass for me, as i'm with my black hair, truly of making a ***** in high quality condition over blonde haircolor-or lack thereof. If some adult men are heavily too stupid to bypass someone up purely because of haircolor, then they are no longer properly worth a even as, I also doubt you're gruesome. Brunettes are warm besides. :)
2016-11-30 03:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice in the refrigerator?
Because it said "concentrate."
Why were 17 blonds waiting outside the bar?
Because the sign said "Must be 18 to Enter."
2006-12-03 21:52:51 · answer #4 · answered by silverside 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-12-03 21:04:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this joke only it was old people. Either way it's pretty funny.
2006-12-03 20:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2006-12-03 20:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny XD.
2006-12-03 20:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasn't that funny
2006-12-03 21:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by Aquamarine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only from a brunette... but its funny!! :)
2006-12-03 20:50:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋