Would You Like An Early New Years Resolution List?

Question

With the close of a year, many "resolve" to improve on their outlook for the new year.

Here are my Top 10 New Year's Resolutions:


1. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.

2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

4. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.

5. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.

6. I am at one with my duality.

7. A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.

8. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

9. I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"

10. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the future.

Answer 1

cool!..i like it..except for the underwear part.....

Answer 2

Nice!

Answer 3

LOL. Love the resolution, I like the I told you so part

Answer 4

I know you didn't really ask a question - but these are funny! Thanks for posting them.

BTW, here is a blog that has a topic on the subject of NYR, if you're interested.

http://potentialforlife.blogspot.com/

Answer 5

Whoa! LOL. That's taking self-absorption to the extreme, isn't it?! LOL.

Think I will wait for Lent, and give up one thing! LOL.

Answer 6

That's very nice

Answer 7

ok thats nice

Answer 8

good