Do you eat too much at the holidays?

Question

The Month After Christmas
"Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd tasted
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rare,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---
I said to myself, as I only can "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"
So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
'Til all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.

I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet

Answer 1

hilarious!!!! did you make that up? If so WAY TO GO! And in answer to your question:
Yes, yes i do...

Answer 2

LOL! I was just talking to one of my friends regarding the 2lbs I gained due to Thanksgiving!! We were debating whether to start our diets now or in Jan. - too funny and so true!

Answer 3

Very good,all us women feel like that i think..!!

Answer 4

no not with me

Answer 5

no not too much..

Answer 6

can't talk...eating...yum yum...