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She waits for a full moon, draws a pentagram under my pillow and puts an Ankh inside it (dipped first in menstrual blood) and uses what looks like crystals and then engages in what I think is an Eclectic Circle Ceremony. She puts salt on my head and says "Dungeonso and Dragonso please oh mighty goddesso of the earthly divine make this man beast a worthy servant of thy most ancient of beliefs. Wicca Wonka Wooca Woco Wookitu." Then she makes me eat one of her toenails. But I'm still an atheist and think her spell stuff is as real as a wedding ceremony between Big Foot and Barney the Dinosaur. Please help!

2006-12-03 18:07:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

good luck with that!

2006-12-03 18:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I do not believe that by eating a toenail its going to make you a Warlock, if she is into wicca that is white magic and all of natural earth that is not evil by no means, its all positive energy..and I dont think that there are warlocks in wicca. I'm sorry but I would have to tell your wife to get a grip and keep her nose out of the fairy tale books.

2006-12-03 18:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by stayc1969 1 · 1 1

You wife is using the wrong incantation and the wrong ingredients.

You need to go to a public park at noon, strip off your clothes, cover yourself in chocolate syrup and sprinkles.

While you are doing this your wife must be wearing the sacred chicken costume and paddle you with a rubber enema bag.

While she is paddling you must say the following words over and over while running around in a circle: Owatta Fu Iyam

2006-12-03 18:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 4 0

It's the salt. She ought to add some pepper, chopped onion and a little garlic sauteed in olive oil, too. It may not turn you into a Warlock, but it will make your head taste good.

2006-12-03 18:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by Come on in, the water's lovely 5 · 5 0

First, stop blaming your wife for your lack of knowing what you believe. Your beliefs are yours; just a her beliefs are hers.

Second, help yourself.

Last, you can belief that there is no God. As a said, your beliefs are your. However, you need to respect your wife beliefs even if you don't share them.

My source is the Christian bible. You will find mixed marriage with different beliefs in 1 Cor 7:12-15. You may not believe in God or His word, but you may find the passage useful..

2006-12-03 18:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by J. 7 · 0 3

Heck, I am a Christian and even I know that spell is not done correctly. First she can not make you a warlock, you have to want to be one. The tripple Goddess is a lot like my God. Free will exist even there.

2006-12-03 18:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 1 1

That wedding ceremony was real damn it.
The ceremony isn't complete unless you listen to Tori Amos while it is being performed.

2006-12-03 18:12:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Tell her that she needs to respect your position and if you don't want to be a Warlock, then she should back off.

And tell her to confine her menstrual blood to a tampon or pad.

2006-12-03 18:12:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

big toenail OR little toenail, it does make a difference. Have you had any cravings for peanut butter lately, smooth OR crunchy, it does make a difference.

2006-12-03 18:12:56 · answer #9 · answered by Barabas 5 · 1 0

Every word of that is made up. Warlock is a oath breaker/ traitor. and I hope you two {if there is two} cant breed.

2006-12-04 06:17:31 · answer #10 · answered by Chris 4 · 0 0

Put down your AD&D Dungeon Master Guide 2nd Edition and slowly back away........

2006-12-03 18:11:16 · answer #11 · answered by mithril 6 · 3 0

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