I don't consider the FSM ridiculous. It has brought me peace with it's noodly appendage. According to christians, that's blasphemy. Why is this?
For those who don't know what the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is, here is the church of our religion:
http://www.venganza.org/
2006-12-03 17:57:59 · 17 answers · asked by Bhagwad 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, if I believed for a moment that you believed in the FSM, that would be one thing, but we both know you don't.
I do not respect your mockery of my religion. We aren't talking about a belief, but a mockery of a belief. I wouldn't expect Wiccans to respect me if I claimed to be a witch that flew around on broomsticks, transformed into cats, and ate little children, either.
2006-12-03 18:04:44 · answer #1 · answered by Serving Jesus 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Just another example of FSM persecution.
The school boards don't even take the FSM seriously. They rely on "science" and push their irrational belief that evolution explains how we came into being, when it's obviously at the whim of the FSM.
David: You say the FSM is a mockery of Holiness, when it is clear that Christianity is a mockery of pasta. I mean, have you tried those Communion wafers? You cannot have that as an appetizer. If you consider other religions to be a mockery, then why should we take your religion seriously?
2006-12-04 01:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by Rev Kev 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
My son I am sorry that ye have suffered for yer belief in me. Ye shall be rewarded greatly with strippers and beer and whatever else yer tortured sould would want. keep believing son, ye shall reach the volcano of beer and endless pasta soon!
FSM
2006-12-04 15:47:56 · answer #3 · answered by fsm_lord.of_all 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How dare you post about the FSM, don't you know that the invisable pink unicorn is the only true god.
2006-12-04 02:00:50 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Hex Vision 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Ramen!
All religious people demand we respect their crackpot beliefs but they decline to respect others or our beliefs. We should never respect peoples beliefs if we think they are daft but we should respect everyone's right to believe whatever rubbish they wish so long as it does no harm to others or impinge upon the rights of others, unfortunately you will see Christians trying to deprive gays of the right to marry and women the right to autonomy over their own reproductive capacity, this is the reality of religious people trying to force their religious beliefs upon others, it is no more than religious tyranny and should be resisted certainly not respected.
Pastafarians do not try to force their religious beliefs upon others...not yet anyway.
2006-12-04 02:04:52 · answer #5 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Well good for you. As far as I'm concerned you can worship your breakfast cereal if you want to. It's your choice. God gives you the freedom to make it and I recognize it.
Although I really think you're bluffing here and try to get irritate Christians. You're the one who has to live with your choices. So, the last laugh may be on you.
2006-12-04 02:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by WonderWoman 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Who said all Christians think that.
2006-12-04 02:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by Cindy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I feel the same way as a pastafarian.
2006-12-04 02:02:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They don't like the idea that they decended from a single midget
2006-12-04 02:01:09 · answer #9 · answered by Ireallylikepie 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
they dont know how to classify the garlic bread that is mandated to fly with it on the side.
2006-12-04 02:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋