Once a man went to a hotel to get the parcel he had ordered for. The hotel Owner asked him"Everyday you come and order a food parcel.For that you can eat here itself."For this the man replied"The doctor said that I should not eat hotel food"
2006-12-03 16:45:12 · 27 answers · asked by sweety 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i bet no one can make me laugh!
2006-12-03 22:09:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 out of 10.
2006-12-04 00:49:04 · answer #2 · answered by saumitra s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha. a good joke but one mistake. The man should have replied Docter asked me not to eat IN hotel.
2006-12-04 04:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by Meera 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny ! Here's a good one: Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. Bill says "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!" Hugh replies "Well, Bill, You know...ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed. She's charging a small fortune." Bill said with a chuckle, "Hugh, money is no object to me. What's her number?". So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling, "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine." To which she replies, "Thank you Bill...And now I know why you chose the name Microsoft."
2006-12-04 00:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by dn.dan_6575 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Kinda Funny,Maybe a Smile^_^
2006-12-04 01:02:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha
good one
2006-12-04 00:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by devsmash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yaaaaaa not bad
and at last-----''the doc said that i should not eat in hotel''
i think its correct to close the joke
2006-12-04 05:56:55 · answer #7 · answered by Alern 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey great joke i think so. lol. joking. its really very funny loved that one.short but really nice. thumbs up.
2006-12-04 04:56:05 · answer #8 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok funny
2006-12-04 00:54:18 · answer #9 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a laugh and smile here
2006-12-04 00:48:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋