Just curious I"m talking about a crowded place like christmas shopping, Or at a fancy social function like wedding dinner???
2006-12-03 16:32:37 · 19 answers · asked by steve h 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Turn around and look at the person in back of you in disgust....
2006-12-03 16:33:43 · answer #1 · answered by debi_0712 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I disagree with several of the posters:
Take ownership of the gas. You brought it into this world, now you have the responsibility of caring for it. The pride at its birth, smelling it blossom into maturity and finally, the golden seconds as it fades (somewhat) gracefully into oblivion, presaging the inescapable fate that awaits us all.
It really gives one pause to consider the lonely life-cycle of the flatulent. This is only exacerbated when we deny it its roots.
2006-12-04 08:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by Mark P 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usually some bright spark asks 'did you fart?' and I'll say 'no, but I can, if you like.' Most people laugh, or get all coy and forget about the fart.
2006-12-04 07:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by The Mad Shillelagh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some things to do/say:
-"whoa, a barking spider!"
-"Hey, smells like someone had the same lunch I did today!"
-If it's one of those silent-but-deadly ones, just ignore it. If you act natural, chances are you won't be suspected.
Anyway, just some things I've seen others do
2006-12-04 00:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by Custo Dian 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say : - "I am sorry,thats out of the blue."
and thn just move out saying "Excuse me for a glass of water"
2006-12-04 03:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by remote 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We blame it on Philip or the nearest lady-in-waiting!
2006-12-04 02:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by *Happy Once Again!* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
smile and say "that felt good, i think i have to wipe now" and keep smiling. Everyone dose it don't worry so much.
2006-12-04 02:11:39 · answer #7 · answered by flynchef 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blame the dog.
2006-12-04 00:49:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My Dad was famous for this one...he'd say boy, they really gotta fix these creaky floors!
2006-12-04 00:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by Rosebee 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Say "that was me. don't get up. everything's under control now. Ok, the people on THIS side ... what do you want for an encore?"
2006-12-04 00:39:07 · answer #10 · answered by elthe3rd 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i never feel that i have done it, just show that i dont know what happened
2006-12-04 02:00:05 · answer #11 · answered by bks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋