Women think they already know everything, but wait, training courses are now available for women on several subjects, including...
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem ... Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
2006-12-03 16:09:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. I think this Bee has Stung! LOL.
I enjoyed it. Thanks for the laughs, and I wish you a great new week!
2006-12-03 17:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's frickin' hysterical (no pun intended...)...
But how many women have you actually lived with? They're all pretty random on their quirks (I suppose we are as well... but I'm quite straight...)
And you've got to love them... they're women... the most beautiful critters on earth except for maybe babies (women leak less... which is nice...).
Damn good posting though... really made me think... and great reading... men and women are so very different, but we so need and want each other... kind of weird I guess...
-dh
2006-12-04 00:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by delicateharmony 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny, Let me guess you drive a very big truck and you think your gods gift to women to expect this. What have you done to deserve this treatment? Because you simply exist with your small pecker?
2006-12-04 00:16:00 · answer #3 · answered by fancy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you want to be a complete idiot, go ahead and follow this.
I can only hope you are joking. Sadly, these jokes have been told so many times, they aren't funny anymore.
2006-12-04 00:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
this cracks me up!
there is another version of this online ...hold on I will find the link.
2006-12-04 01:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dunno where u get it frm but it's the 1st time i've heard it and it's sure is FUNNY!!!
2006-12-04 01:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋