single women cannot fart
reason
wait for it
they do not have a arsxhole
until they are married
2006-12-03 15:20:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my wife married an @$$hole.....me!
2006-12-03 15:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by squatch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True. But sometimes they get really lucky and married a prince so they never fart and live happily ever after...
2006-12-03 23:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
False.... my friend (shes a girl and not married) farts alot! So much i carry perfum with me when im around her.. eww something smells.. oh nnooo!
2006-12-03 23:22:17 · answer #3 · answered by SCSA 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can prove you wrong.
wait for it.
my sister in law farted yesterday and she's been single since nov. of 05.
Hopefully this answer answers your question. your selection as best answers not only gives me points but it gives you points as well!!! Hopefully this is what you were looking for.
jerry
2006-12-03 23:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cruel, but probably honest
2006-12-03 23:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chris look what's coming a smelly wife
2006-12-04 05:03:05 · answer #6 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
women cant fart because they dont keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure
2006-12-03 23:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by blahdeblah 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fales HAHAHA I guess I got lucky then I never hear my man fart but they are silent and deadly. And if you got to you got to.
2006-12-03 23:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by De_BlueEyes 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, fancy not being able to s**t till you get married !!!!!!!
2006-12-04 00:30:02 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife would certainly agree with you.
2006-12-04 00:15:42 · answer #10 · answered by ANON 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
False, but pretty funny!
2006-12-03 23:22:34 · answer #11 · answered by chromecranium 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋