a little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row he hears athumping noise from his parents bedroom 1 morning he says to his mum every night i hear you and dad making noises and when i look in you are bouncing up and down on him
mum says oh i am bouncing on him because he is fat and it makes him thin again
the boy replies that wont work mum
she says why is that then son
he says because the lady next door comes in after you leave in the morning and blows him back up again
2006-12-03 15:16:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-03 18:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Feck the saying is true, they say kids cause rows between the parents:))
2006-12-03 23:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife thinks I am too skinny... and I have no next door neighbor lady.
2006-12-03 23:24:09 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it..I copied and pasted it and am going to share with others. Ty
2006-12-03 23:36:29 · answer #4 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of an old comic i saw when i was but a wee lad.
2006-12-03 23:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by squatch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is nice to come over and help daddy out!!!
2006-12-04 00:14:42 · answer #6 · answered by Boo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goody!! What till you are married and it happens for real not so funny!!!!!
2006-12-03 23:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by De_BlueEyes 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao thats brilliant
2006-12-03 23:47:14 · answer #8 · answered by rachel d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh. ouch. that man is sooooooo much trouble
2006-12-03 23:51:11 · answer #9 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it! i hadn't heard it before. LOL
2006-12-04 06:26:33 · answer #10 · answered by Namina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋