A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me. "The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
2006-12-03 15:07:31 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOVE THIS JOKE! Thanks for bringing some laughter into an arena of questions that can be very serious at times :)
2006-12-03 15:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by Terri 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right on the spot. People are more important to God than things. Relationship prevails over acquisition! Emotional pains are worse than physical pains. Love people and use things!
2006-12-03 23:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by seekfind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute story, but why waste natural resources to make the highway? Just arrange that everyone who wants to go there drive through God's "golden arches" and be there in an instant.;-)
Jim
2006-12-03 23:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by jimmaresa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All right. You win, that was my LAUGH for the day! It makes me glad I was here in R&S.
2006-12-03 23:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 would be awesome
2006-12-03 23:10:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute old joke for the joke section
2006-12-03 23:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by SETFREEBYJESUS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Good one.
2006-12-03 23:11:42 · answer #7 · answered by Red neck 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha...very funny Susan....It is probably true!
2006-12-03 23:10:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. LOL
2006-12-03 23:10:05 · answer #9 · answered by Just Wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was the rib. they will never forget the rib.
2006-12-03 23:12:24 · answer #10 · answered by chris l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋