What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter he wont come anyway!
2006-12-03 14:48:11 · 14 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i thought it was going to be a weiner :D
2006-12-03 14:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by Thrills 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeHe! Man! that's very very funny....Well how about these ones as well for your viewing enjoyment honey! :)
Q)What do you call a dog with no legs?
A)
a) You could always take it for a drag around the block
b) Last place you put him
c) A hotdog
d) A Dog named s e x
2006-12-03 22:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by BretH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you take him for walks? In a doggie bag?
You could always use him for a floor mat... just don't feed him just before company comes over.
2006-12-03 23:08:38 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
bob
how do you kill a retard?
give him a knife
what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
hellifino!!!!!!!!
2006-12-03 23:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Doesn't matter, it won't come anyway.
2006-12-03 22:49:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♥madluv4tai♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so evil
What do you call him after he reads this joke?
Ralph
2006-12-03 23:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. cute joke.
2006-12-03 22:50:06 · answer #7 · answered by Raven S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-03 22:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by Fenway♥George 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but i heard it before
2006-12-03 23:18:11 · answer #9 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny
2006-12-03 22:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋