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This is a burning question of mine. None of my friends know how to finish it and when I ask other people, they tell me it's dirty...which only makes me want to know more. Does anyone out there know how to finish the rhyme?

2006-12-03 14:45:08 · 7 answers · asked by missjones2you 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

Here is the original:
There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man--
And, as for the bucket, Nantucket

Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket
(The man and the girl with the bucket)
And he said to the man,
"You're welcome to Nan,"
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset
Where he still held the cash as an asset
And Nan and the man
took the money and ran
And as for the bucket, Manhasset

The limerick has been changed over time to not so clean versions... an example:
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dong was so long he could suck it
Said he with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it."

2006-12-03 14:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by MELISSA B 5 · 1 1

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
http://www.yesterdaysisland.com/main_pages/limerick.html

2006-12-03 14:58:50 · answer #2 · answered by crazeebitch2005 5 · 0 0

It can be anything you want it to be.
Of course the joke is that Nantucket rhymes with "F**k it"

2006-12-03 14:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by KeyKeyD 2 · 0 0

okay, but I'm probably gonna get censored or removed

There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose d*ck was so long, he could suck it
He said with a grin
And c*m on his chin
If my ear were a c*nt, I would f*ck it

2006-12-03 15:11:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not at this website. it violates Community Standards

2006-12-03 15:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

who carries with him "black" bucket

2006-12-03 14:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by probug 3 · 0 0

i will get censored if i tell ya so here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_nantucket

2006-12-03 14:49:56 · answer #7 · answered by SmoothCharacter 7 · 0 0

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