Okay so my husband knows pretty much every joke I have ever heard or read.. I can never make him laugh.. I will read him stuff i find on here, and hes like "Yeah, I know..Heard that one twice" it is so frustrating!! I need some jokes...doesnt matter what the content is.. sex, blonde,women, racial-- anything will help
2006-12-03 14:15:47 · 7 answers · asked by Shina Beana 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whats the difference between a cheerleader and a mosquito?
2006-12-03 14:32:04 · answer #1 · answered by Scott C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Visit my profile. I keep a few good ones posted, or you can look at the 150 plus jokes that I have already posted previously.
You could always put a bizzer in his shorts!
2006-12-04 01:34:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy.
The doctor asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
2006-12-03 23:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him to watch "Whose Line Is It Anyway"
it has some good laughs
On the other, a good one I heard......I love my mom.....and you can too for just $12.
or......Dont' touch me there, you're not my priest.
2006-12-03 22:21:59 · answer #4 · answered by Nicholas L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
beer nuts are 3.99 a pound and deer nuts are still under a buck.
2006-12-03 22:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by zeppelin8_13 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i just posted a bunch. see if he knows them they are posted under. warning
2006-12-03 22:24:39 · answer #6 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........try to look up jokes........or watch the funnniest shows and test his potential.......1!!
2006-12-03 22:19:15 · answer #7 · answered by aleahpie<333 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋