if you are offended by these go no further. You have been warned.
Q. Why do women have two holes so close together ?
A. So you can carry them home like a sixpack.
Q. How many blacks does it take to pave a driveway ?
A. It depends on how thin you slice them.
Q. Whats black and white and has three eyes ?
A. Sammy Davies Jr. and his wife
Q. What's old wrinkled and smells like Ginger Rogers ?
A. Fred Astairs face.
Q. What's yellow ugly and sleeps alone ?
A. Yoko Ono.
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is f*cking her.
Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating c*nt once in a while too.
Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns
2006-12-03 14:04:29 · 6 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!!! those were hilarious!
2006-12-03 15:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by Amy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly glad you warned me. I was not offended as i am with some jokes.
At least your jokes included all races and not just one sector.
2006-12-03 22:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by sylviavnpttn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked your jokes
2006-12-04 07:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-12-03 22:27:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha now thats funny!!
2006-12-03 22:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Nuff said!!
2006-12-03 22:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋