Three men are sentenced to die by guillotine, The first man, a teacher is placed in the head brace and the executioner pulls the rope lever, the blade comes down and stops halfway, It is discussed among the court officials and they decide it is a sign from God that this man should go free. The second man, a lawyer is then positioned for his execution and the same thing happens, the blade stops halfway down, it is again decided the God wants this man to live so HE is released. The third man, an engineer takes his place at the guilliotine, looks up and tells the executioner, "you know, if you put a little grease in the tracks that blade will come down all the way."
2006-12-03 13:59:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha. :) I haven't heard that before. Being someone who knows many engineers, this effectively parodies their need to fix things, haha. Where'd you hear this?
2006-12-03 14:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by xParadox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funny, i've never heard that one before
2006-12-03 22:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by arf_rawmeat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly old fella.
2006-12-04 04:26:48 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i haven't heard that one before. it's funny.
2006-12-03 22:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by Sultana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one..never heard before..
2006-12-03 22:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by JaCk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL :>)
2006-12-03 23:12:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋