Once upon a time there were three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, and they all lived together.
One night the 96 year old ran a bath. She put one foot in and paused. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yelled.
The 94 year old hollered back, "I don't know. I'll come and see." She started up the stairs and stopped. She shouted, "Was I going up or coming down?"
The 92 year old sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sister’s shook her head and said, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and knocked on wood for good measure.
Then she yelled, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
2006-12-03 13:49:59 · 40 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny and real. I am 110 years old now. How can I turn off this typewriter?
2006-12-03 14:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No humour. These are some facts which have no meaning neither have any philosphial auspect and does not constitute a JOKE. They seems to be confusing themselves on the clear actions.
2006-12-03 20:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-12-03 14:06:45 · answer #3 · answered by know it all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nicely stable i've got been given a intercourse shaggy dog tale for you desire you like it :) on listening to that her grandad had only died kate went and visited her nan to convenience her while she asked how he died her nan replyed by employing sayin that he had had a heart attack at the same time as makin love 2 her kate mentioned that it grow to be stupid that 2 previous human beings the place havin intercourse because it grow to be askin for difficulty her nan replyed by employing sayin that they used to do it to the sluggish p.c.. of the church bells because it grow to be only the superb velocity she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by employing sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come alongside he might nevertheless be alive in the present day'' :) xxx
2016-10-13 23:04:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
About as good as this one:
Three elderly ladies are talking.
The first says, "Gosh, it's windy."
The Second says, "No, it's Thursday."
The thrid says, "So am I. Let's get something to drink."
2006-12-03 13:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
am i supposed to laugh or cry...u could have atached some tickling instrument so that i can laugh as soon as i read this joke..
2006-12-05 17:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, clean joke. But I've heard it before
2006-12-03 13:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by Shalindria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fairly good one, hehe
2006-12-03 13:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by joyfulone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before but its good.
2006-12-03 13:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-03 13:52:20 · answer #10 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋