A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars."
"Why does that parrot cost so much?" the man wondered.
The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."
The man asked about the next parrot on the perch.
"That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system." Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third parrot.
"That one costs 2,000 dollars."
"And what does that one do?" the man asked.
The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"
2006-12-03 13:41:31 · 29 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok that is definitely a good one
2006-12-03 13:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by txmom 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it. I laughed out loud. I guess it is kinda like the food chain of workers. The bottom people do the work and sometimes the boss does nothing. Great joke.
2006-12-03 13:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it made me smile. NOT LOL but sometimes these jokes are really much nicer, warm, cuddly feeling inside, Like I said It made me smile.
2006-12-03 13:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats kinda funny.
2006-12-03 13:44:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...heard before but differently....
2006-12-03 21:04:09 · answer #5 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two males and one female( I get it )
2006-12-03 14:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It made me smile
2006-12-03 21:18:48 · answer #7 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny
2006-12-03 15:13:24 · answer #8 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you say it... ill start laughing, but not with you...next to you.
No seriously it bites
2006-12-03 13:44:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke.
2006-12-03 16:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋