Can You Make Us Laugh?

Question

heres my contribution-

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."

Answer 1

lol urs is funny!

Here's mine:
A blonde is suspicious that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So she decides to spy on him, and just in case he is cheating on her she will shoot him. So when she spies on him, she sees him making-out with another blonde. She walks into the room and shouts, "what are you doing?!"
"Umm...nothing," responded her boyfriend.
Overwhelmed, the blonde grabs the gun and puts it to her head. Her boyfriend says, " WAIT! Don't do it!"
the blonde says, "Oh shut up! you're next!"

Answer 2

Haha. Thats a good joke! Here are two nun jokes I know:


3 nuns die and are about to enter the pearly gates, but before doing so St. Peter says that before they can enter they each must answer one question. So the first nun walks up and st. peter asks her, "sister, who was the first man on earth?" The sister replied quickly "Adam of course." The bells start to ring and St Peter says " You are right..you may go on through." Then the next Nun walks up and St. Peter asks her " Who was the first woman on earth Sister?" She replies " Eve." The bells start to ring "Very good sister, you may go on through." Finally the last nun in line walks up. St Peter asks "Now sister, what was the first thing that Eve said to adam." The Nun replies hestitanly " thats a hard one." The bells start to ring!! "Thats right, you may enter!"

One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge fish for supper. A man was walking by and said "Wow what a goddamn fish!" The sister said "Sir you shouldn't talk to me like that: I'm a nun", and the man said "But that's the name of it: a goddamn fish". So the sister took the fish back to the rectory and said "Mother superior, look at the goddamn fish I caught." The mother superior said "Sister, you shouldn't talk like that!", and the sister said "But mother superior, that's the name of it: a goddamn fish". So the mother superior said "Well give me the goddamn fish and I'll clean it." While she was cleaning the fish the monsignor walked in and she said "Monsignor look at the goddamn fish that the sister caught." The monsignor said "Mother superior you shouldn't talk like that!", and the mother superior said "But that's the name of it: a goddamn fish". So the monsignor said "Well give me the goddamn fish and I'll cook it". That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he said "Wow what a nice fish". And the sister said "I caught the goddamn fish." And mother superior said "I cleaned the goddamn fish". And the monsignor said "I cooked the goddamn fish". And the new priest said: "I like this ******* place already!"

Answer 3

Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week?

The box said "Up to 20 pounds"

Answer 4

funny, but mine's better ;)

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin looks at it and says, "Ohy my gosh!! A talking muffin!!!"

Answer 5

i like it something my partner and I would say to each other......
ok but here's a VERY SERIOUS question...
you know the pill viagra??? well ... as I ponder.... then you know what it is used for correct?.... ok well let's say a man takes this med. and OMG it gets stuck... in his throat... will he get a stiff neck for the next few hours to come ??? he he he

Answer 6

Oh thats mean not that im implying it to you.

Answer 7

nope

Answer 8

lol lmao lmfao roflmfao
cute
loved it
:-)

Answer 9

no sorry i can't make u laugh

Answer 10

Tee Hee!!!!!!!!!