If terrorists start putting explosives up their anuses would you be willing to subject yourself to a thorough rectal examination at airport security?
It seems that terrorists will stop at nothing to further their evil aims, and in doing so they don’t mind killing themselves. What’s stopping them from boarding an aircraft with explosives in their anal cavity? I think this is a serious security flaw and it is only a matter of time until one of these terrorists exploits this loophole. I think we should remain one step ahead and start searching passenger’s colons at airport security. I don’t think people will disapprove of bending over for a thorough rectal examination in order to save some lives, you should be proud to be serving Queen and country and protecting the noble institution of democracy by bending over and spreading them. What do you think?
2006-12-03 12:53:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
Carolina Girl, anythings possible. You've obviousley never heard of fisting or DVDA.
2006-12-03 13:05:39 · update #1
I've heard of DVDA
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oh.. *that* DVDA....
2006-12-03 16:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by asshat.mcpoop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it would seem a more reasonable approach would be to dose all the passengers down with a concentrated saline and surfactant laxative and quarantine each in a good stout Kevlar and steel reinforced concrete loo for about twenty minutes. If what blows out blows up, just drop in a new loo, too.
2006-12-03 13:10:10 · answer #2 · answered by gwen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen the TSA at some of these airports. I will not fly. The Government ask the Israel Security man. How to avoid a terrorist attack on a Airliner. His answer was ground all of the Airplanes in the U.S
2006-12-05 12:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by papabear098 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See You on The Dark Side of The Moon....
what about stomaches?
Sweaty Armpits?
Nappies full of poo?
Breast Implants?
210 Inside a Watch?
2006-12-04 07:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These things can be checked with the right equipment without
subjecting people to cavity searches .
2006-12-03 13:04:41 · answer #5 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but if they need help getting the explosives up there, so long as they plan to blow up parliament or the Big Brother house they have my support!!!!!
I'll allow Jennifer Ellison to do the exam though!!!!
2006-12-05 09:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by Bealzebub 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck. Just stop anyone in an airport that walks like they need to take a poop.
2006-12-03 16:40:25 · answer #7 · answered by Steve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we have already found a way to find that without the examination but i would never get on a passenger jet to start with so i don't care
2006-12-03 16:27:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The current govts. seem to be trying to use a fear tactic that is just pissing off the public. i mean now you have to put your ******* LIQUIDS in a bag. what the hell. The airport secerity should be more lax. not everyone is a terroist.
2006-12-03 13:02:25 · answer #9 · answered by Jacob R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't seem to understand that there are many ways to check to see if someone is carrying explosives up their bum holes!!! You just want to have it done on you!!!!I'm all for Queen and Country, but my bum will not be searched by any perv!!!
2006-12-03 13:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by damari_8 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And explain to me how any human being could fit an explosive device into their anus that's large enough to cause a massive explosion onboard an aircraft?
Also consider that they have xray machines.
2006-12-03 13:03:57 · answer #11 · answered by Jessica - AKA - Carolina Girl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋