Why did Richard Simmons steal the baby Jesus from the nativity scene?

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Why did Richard Simmons steal the baby Jesus from the nativity scene?

Was Jesus not FABULOUS enough?

2006-12-03 12:48:28 · 5 answers · asked by norhollywud 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

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Not sure I heard about this.
Sorry.

2006-12-03 12:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by BrotherB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Because Baby Jesus was fat and needed to lose weight. Its ok though, they are Sweatin' to Christmas Carrols. In fact Jesus has a very nice tank top now.

2006-12-03 22:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by quest 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Because only a statue would be able to sit through his ranting.

2006-12-03 20:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by steviewag 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

the answer to anything is always Benny Hinn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J3rAcVdDks

2006-12-03 20:51:26 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

to exercise

2006-12-03 20:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by STORMY K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋