A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast.
Suddenly her
husband burst into the kitchen.
Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're
cooking
too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more
butter.
Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to
stick!
Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me
when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost
your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the
salt. Use the salt! The salt!"
The wife stared at him and asked, "What the heck is wrong with you?
You
think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels
like when
I'm driving with you in the car."
2006-12-03 12:29:32 · 27 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG ..............LOL ...........that was so funny.
Thanks for sharing and enjoy your week ahead : - )
2006-12-03 15:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!
Okay, right up until the punchline, I was starting to get really ticked at this guy for being so verbally/emotionally abusive to his wife, accusing her of screwing up the littlest things. But then when he says "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car," it was just PERFECT! I never thought of it that way- how backseat driving really is just like that, and I never realized how BAD the nagging sounded!!!
Perfectly clean. At first I was going to caution you on the borderline-abusiveness of the husband making it a not-okay joke, but the punchline totally redeems it. Fine for all occasions.
2006-12-03 12:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-12-04 23:04:18 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That became humorous!i comprehend one the position the blonde is taking section in on the ledge of a 9 tale progression and falls off. A policeman runs over and asks, "what got here about?" and she or he says, "i do not comprehend, I purely were given right here!"
2016-11-30 02:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a good one
2006-12-03 21:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-12-03 15:13:00 · answer #6 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant joke...just goes to show (lol).....heard this one yesterday..!
2006-12-03 23:04:20 · answer #7 · answered by cookie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is not only a joke, but very true with women....
2006-12-05 17:43:52 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I was thinking where this was going
2006-12-03 17:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
MAMO!!!!!!
Great Joke!!!!
Have a Great Day!
2006-12-03 12:57:53 · answer #10 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is good
2006-12-03 16:33:36 · answer #11 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋