I am lazy and do not like to get up at night to go to the bathroom so I crap in my bed ( i don't wear any underwear). Needless to say when I get up I'm covered in crap. It's so bad my wife refuses to sleep in bed with me anymore. I also pee in bed too but now the matress smells and is stained. Why does this stuff always happen to me? I am at my wits end and I want to get my wife back. What to do?
2006-12-03 12:17:41 · 11 answers · asked by Lucky L 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
U sicko - that is a shocker
somehow i can't take this question seriously
2006-12-03 12:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by jtgot1 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No offence but if you so lazy you dont like to get up at night to use the bathroom , sleep in the bathroom , you lazy loser , you wife is right , that's sick , if i was her , i would have left you , This stuff happens to you bc you lazy , theres a simple soultion to all of this STOP BEING LAZY!
2006-12-03 22:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by sarah 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow... well, if you're truly THAT lazy, there are always options. You could always buy & wear adult diapers.... or even buy the hospital pads to protect your bed from excrement. You never know... perhaps your wife has a mommy-baby fetish that your diaper wearing could unleash???? Good luck! LOL
2006-12-06 17:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by hugglebunnie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should go to the bathroom before you go to bed that way you wont have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom also try not to go in the bed and try not to be lazy
2006-12-03 22:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell is wrong wit u? who the hell craps in their bed bc they are too lazy to get up?!?!? i mean i understand a lil kidd crapping in their bed on accedent...but if ur an adult whos married and u do it on purpose bc ur too lazy to get up then ur a freakin f***ed up nasty retard.
2006-12-03 23:03:49 · answer #5 · answered by camillionaire_09 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like your wife doesn't realize what a prize she married. Some women can be so uptight. Maybe Mom or the gym guys would be more sympathetic. Hey, dude... you're fine... as they say, s*** happens.
2006-12-03 21:04:17 · answer #6 · answered by lucksgang 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Depends.....say...2 points
2006-12-03 20:27:36 · answer #7 · answered by open_phunguy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
have you tried getting up and using the toilet? that might be a good start...
2006-12-03 21:35:35 · answer #8 · answered by afilpslipknot 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAH LMAO!!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING !!!! LOL DUDE YOUR THE ****!!!
2006-12-04 01:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by hustler 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get up and go 2 da bathroom..........duh!!!!!
2006-12-03 20:22:08 · answer #10 · answered by B@M-B@M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋