ok 6 weeks ago, i gave birth to a puppy and i know for a fact it's a puppy because my cousin helped me give birth and she's a Licensed Practical Nurse (LPN). i don't know how that happened and i've been depressed and stressed out ever since. PLEASE don't think this is a joke. i honestly didn't know that it was humanly possible, but now i know it is. what should i do???
2006-12-03 12:04:51 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
i'm 27 years old, in care u need 2 know
2006-12-03 12:05:17 · update #1
yes, a puppy like a dog
2006-12-03 12:06:52 · update #2
Buy puppy chow.
2006-12-03 12:20:03 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Strain 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually had a dream that this happened to me, but I was pregnant, not psycho, and it didn't really happen.
I have some questions for you:
1) What kind of dog is the daddy and where is he now?
2) What happened to the puppy?
I don't think it's a joke, I think it's pretty sad that you are so stupid that you think you had a freakin dog! Maybe you shouldn't be screwing your pets and you won't have a guilty conscience...and a little FYI, an LPN is a licensed practical nurse...they don't have nearly as much training as an RN (registered nurse) and they wouldn't be someone that could help you out that much while you have a "baby".
2006-12-03 12:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by rdnck_grl_ms_007 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A blonde is rowing a deliver in a cornfield. yet another blonde drives with the aid of and at modern-day receives indignant. "Dammit!" she yells. "it is blondes like you that supply us a foul call. If i might want to swim, i'd come available and kick yourass!" If a blonde and a brunette both leap off a progression mutually, who hits the floor first? The brunette, reason the blonde has to ask for instructions.
2016-11-23 15:14:07 · answer #3 · answered by kulpa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice try it is biologically impossible for those two species of sperm and egg to fertalize into a real embryo, much less deliver, because the carrying human has a gestation of 9 mos whereas a dog is like what 3-6 months?
2006-12-03 12:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by s91601 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should get your puppy house trained and buy a cute leash for it so it doesn't run away. What breed is it if you don't mind me asking? Then you should become morman and live in Utah. I think they breed with dogs or something like that.
2006-12-03 12:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by 112 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a puppy?
Are you sure it came out of you?
It must be from someplace else.
Somebody is playing tricks on you I think.
I might believe a half chimp baby. Not a puppy or even a half puppy.
2006-12-03 12:26:27 · answer #6 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your cousin switched out the baby and puppy when you were not looking, it was HER who had the puppy and you the human baby.
2006-12-03 12:13:30 · answer #7 · answered by Tim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a puppy like a dog?
2006-12-03 12:05:53 · answer #8 · answered by Danielle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the best one I have heard in a REALLY long time. Thanks for the laugh. Don't be depressed and stressed, you're going to be a freaking millionaire!!!! It matters not what our children look like, as long as we love them unconditionally, mate. Best to you and congratulations on your new arrival. Nana
2006-12-03 12:15:50 · answer #9 · answered by nanawnuts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't insult our intelligence like this. Find a really good mental health care provider in your area and have yourself commited. Any LPN knows that it's impossible for a human and a dog (or any other animal for that matter) to procreate. The genetics don't match up. Please don't insult LPN's in this way. I have been one for almost 10 years. Please don't go off your meds anymore............
2006-12-03 12:17:37 · answer #10 · answered by Crystal 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋