What is your favorite joke?

Answer 1

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the
afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her
and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.

After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she
confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept
my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"

Bill answered: "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

Answer 2

This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue ball. So he walked down and said to the man, “Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed you have a small head. Is this a birth defect?” The man said “No, I got this in the war. My ship was torpedoed by the German's in WWII. I was the only survivor on the ship so I swam to shore. One day a mermaid swam up to me and said she would grant me three wishes. For my first wish I wanted to return to the U.S. The mermaid granted that wish. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Wish granted. My third wish was to have sex with the mermaid. She said, ‘I can't grant that wish because mermaids can't have sex.’”

So I said, “How about a little head?”

Answer 3

Every Joke is my Favorite!

Answer 4

My favorite joke is called Sunday School if you haven't heard it already feel free to go to this website!

Answer 5

Whatever your favorite joke is. Just think about whatever made you get a good laugh and laugh with me!!!

Answer 6

A man is driving along and he's really thirsty, but the only bar he finds along the road is a gay bar. He decides that he's confident enough and comfortable with his sexuality and goes in. He sits down at the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "What's the name of your penis?" The guys responds, "What?" The bartender repeats, "What do you call your penis? You have to name your penis to get a drink here. For example, I call my penis Ford because it's "Like a rock" and my friend here calls his Timex because it "Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin". The man thinks it over for a while, then responds, "I'll name my penis Secret." The bartender asks, "Why?" and the guys responds, "Because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

Answer 7

One day a farmer wanted to go to college to become more educated.Once he got to one,a professer asked him what he would like to take.One of the options was a knowledge course.
The farmer asked the professer what he ment by knowledge.
The professer said,"Do you have a weed wacker?"The famrer said yes."Then you must have a lawn.If you have a lawn,you have a house,right?"The farmer said yes."Then you must have a family."The farmer said yes."Then you must have a wife,which means your strait."The farmer got all excited and said"Wow!You could tell all that just because I have a weed wacker!"


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Later that night,the farmer wanted to share this 'knowledge' with his friend.The farmer asked him,"Do you have a weed wacker?"
"No."said his friend."Then you must be gay."said the farmer.

Answer 8

A man was going home with cows in teh trailor hooked to his truck and then he crashed. When the cop came he asked the man what was wrong with the first cow and the man said "oh his leg is broken now" and the cop shot him. Then he asked what was wrong with the second cow and the man said "his legs broken too i guess" and so the cop shot him. and then he asked the man wat was wrong with him cuz he had broken his leg and he said "my legs....not broken." and he shot him.
or the one where the preacher was trying to get the ketchup outta the bottle and someone called and his kid said he cant talk because he's hitting the bottle.

Answer 9

Sorry, Daniel, I know this is your post, but Tellus A's joke made me spit out my soymilk.. out of my nose. Gosh, that was a good joke.

Answer 10

How do you make a 6 year old cry twice?

















Wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear!!! Gross huh?