There was a big 'turnup' at the funeral !!
2006-12-03 11:52:17 · 19 answers · asked by mazza71 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The turnips a bit 'mashed up' about it all !
2006-12-03 12:05:49 · update #1
Yeah, it was so crowded, people were squashed, and stepping on everybodies tomatoes.
"Lettuce pray," said the preacher, "for this unfortunate carrot who got stewed"
It was a sad day, no celerybration at all. Even the onions were crying, which brought tears to everyones eyes. Afterwards, they all went to the local bar and got pickled.
2006-12-03 12:06:00 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats good so hows the turnup now
2006-12-03 20:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by kitten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-04 02:22:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha! That's funny!
2006-12-03 19:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They turned off the life support because he would have been a vegetable all his life!
2006-12-03 20:01:43 · answer #5 · answered by Katey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea last week it was a terrible accident
he got caught up in the grater
messy
2006-12-03 20:11:34 · answer #6 · answered by freaky gardener 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the swedes came to distant relatives
2006-12-04 05:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no!, I must get some cauliflowers to go on the coffin
2006-12-04 02:44:44 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill!!
2006-12-03 19:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rubbish joke
2006-12-03 20:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by rachel d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋