2006-12-03 11:39:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bananas on the counter
apples on a shelf
both being gaurded
by a shotgun weilding elf
The kitchen still in darkness,
as the gnome enters the room
his aim's for the bananer
he's going for it soon
a bloody battle soon ensues
the elf against the gnome
the naners flung into the air
far from it's counter home
To best his foe the gnome gets rough
and pounds the poor elfs heade
Now the bruised banana's only use
Is to make Banana Bread!
2006-12-03 11:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by lilly g 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Banana, Banana, Bananas turn brown when they bruise
Banana, Banana, Bananas turn brown when they bruise
They get kind of squishy and a little bit mushy like my heart since you been gone.
2006-12-03 11:47:06 · answer #2 · answered by GW 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bruiseddddd bananas
Abuseddddd bananas
Oh, there ain't been a day
since you went away
that I ain't had to play
with my bruised bananas.
2006-12-03 11:48:40 · answer #3 · answered by Nadja 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ohohoh my banana is bruised,
and seems its been used.
what shall i do?
take it to the zoo?
its getting moldy now
should i take a bow?
is this a good thing,
will it start to grow wings?
(=
2006-12-03 11:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by Jo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*to the tune of "Smoke on the White Water" or something like that*
Dun dun dunnnn dun dun da dun dun dun dunnnn dun dunnnnn
my ban-an-a, it got bru-ised, ba-nan-a, dun dun
I acident-ally stepped ooooonnnnnn it,
now I'm in trou-ble
dundundunnnnndundundadun dundundunnnnnndundunnnnt
it squished all around
all on the ground
it looks like poo
boo-hooooooo
It's on the ground
it's on my shoe
it's in the crack of lifeeeeeee
*to the tune of Cinderella*
Now I'll have to live with all the guilt of this crime
I wonder who will pay the bail or if I'll have to do time
2006-12-03 11:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Oh Mister Tallyman, tally me banana,
till night come, and I wanna get home..."
"Oh Mister Tallyman, tally me banana,
till night c... Hey Mister Tallyman...not so hard, you're brusiing my banana."
2006-12-03 12:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like bananas because they have no bones.
2006-12-03 12:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by steven 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is my banana b-a-n-a-n-a
it is bruised b-r-u-i-s-e-d
i dropped it on the floor
and it is starting to oooooze
i tried
2006-12-03 11:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by Megan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my name is banana
and i am bruised
i fell off the tree
now i need a cruise
ouch ouch it hurts
oh ah it really really hurts.........lol i tried
2006-12-03 11:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by Im Just Blessed 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
*to the tune of a blues song that goes like "da nuh nuh nuh nuh"*
I had me some nanners *da nuh nuh nuh nuh*
but then they got bruised *da nuh nuh nuh*
so I started thinking *da nuh nuh nuh nuh*
oh what should I do? *da nuh nuh nuh*
I got to thinking *da nuh nuh nuh*
and using my head *da nuh nuh nuh*
and I got myself a recipie *da nuh nuh nuh*
oh now... I'm makin... BA-NAN-A BREAD!!!!
Owwwww!
Ohhh yeaaah bruised bananas *da nuh nuh nuh*
can make a tasty treat *da nuh nuh nuh*
just mash them up with some spices *da nuh nuh nuh*
and you got SOMETHIN'...GOOD..TO EAT!!
2006-12-03 12:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋