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Genesis 3:16 says "To the woman He said, 'I will greatly multiply your pain in childbirth, in pain you will (A)bring forth children'" (Thanks to Bible.com for the text).

If Eve had not sinned, what would birth feel like?

2006-12-03 11:26:17 · 11 answers · asked by xgravity23 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I posted this question in both a more appropriate category and this one, because I think there are some funny answers possible... if you're reading this question, give a funny answer! For more serious answers, find the question in Religion and Spirituality.

2006-12-03 11:39:30 · update #1

11 answers

If that happened, we would probably give birth in just one push! And I think men would have as they call It "Aunt Flow"!!!!!

2006-12-03 11:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by Christine 4 · 5 0

Interesting category to put this question in, I was expecting a joke. Do you really believe this sin/childbirth thing? The Bible is the word of man and this is just an example of how women are put down throughout it.

2006-12-03 19:32:38 · answer #2 · answered by i have no idea 6 · 1 2

Just as I expected ;serious and argumentative answers jumping out. Lighten up the question asked for FUNNY answers.My answer is Heavenly.

2006-12-03 20:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by mark j 3 · 1 0

Most probably a divine experience for a woman.
Don't You think You missed the category?

2006-12-03 19:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by Marin S 2 · 0 0

if eve didn't sin then adam might have,
but if eve didn't sin i think everyone would be happy
and living in heaven with god.
God would create us using adam and eves body.

2006-12-03 19:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The story of Adam and Eve, as well as the concept of sin, are all fictitious. H. sapiens had individual male and female progenitors, but they never saw each other -- they lived 250,000 years apart.

2006-12-03 19:29:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

We would have never known there was a worm in the apple. *-*

2006-12-03 20:38:38 · answer #7 · answered by Sugar 7 · 1 0

I don't think we'd ever have to be on the rag.

2006-12-03 19:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by Amy H 2 · 1 0

if Eve had not sinned there would have been no births at all.

2006-12-03 19:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by LatterDaySaint and loving it 6 · 0 2

it wouldn't be painful thats for sure

2006-12-03 19:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by Im Just Blessed 2 · 0 0

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