A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep s***."
2006-12-03 11:22:38 · 17 answers · asked by Kiara 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont get
2006-12-03 11:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
LOL -- that's a good one -- kinda explains politics -- but I told my kids that it was POLI (means "many" from the Greek route word) and Tics (meaning "blood sucking creatures" or "involuntary reaction")So Politics means many blood sucking creatures or many involuntary reactions take your pick they are both true.
2006-12-03 19:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by d2bcathie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From the mouths of children,hilarious.
2006-12-03 19:37:59 · answer #3 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A boy once asked his father, "What is politics?"
His father said, "Not now, son, I'm busy."
I like that version better.
2006-12-03 19:50:21 · answer #4 · answered by Nadja 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is so funny most pollitic jokes are boring but that was funny!
2006-12-03 20:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! best politics joke ive heard in a while.. good job.
2006-12-03 19:56:54 · answer #6 · answered by Brian 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That IS funny. True too.
2006-12-03 19:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by queensruleall 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty cute and most astute!!
2006-12-03 19:29:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-12-03 19:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by Gardenia 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That's a good one!
2006-12-03 19:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Lolita♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Real good!
2006-12-03 19:26:17 · answer #11 · answered by Marin S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋