there were 3 men at the top of a water slide, and all of a sudden genie appears and grants them one wish each at what they will find at the bottom of the slide.
the first man goes down and shouts out beer!! and he finds barrels of beer at the bottom
the second man goes down and shouts women!! and he finds lots of women at the bottom
the third man goes down and forgets and shouts weeeeeeeee!!
2006-12-03 11:18:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uughh, he lands in wee
2006-12-03 18:45:40 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its more of a hahahahaha.....heres a good one
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly
walked up
>to
>the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife."
> "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
> " Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
> "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
every
>shape, size, color and material imaginable.
>
>
>
>
> "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only
four
>types of bras to choose from ."
> Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
> There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and
the
>Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
>
>
>
>
> Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
them.
> The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..
>
>
>
>
> The Catholic type supports the masses.
> The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
> The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
> The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.
>
>
>
>
> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
>letters
>used to define bra sizes?
> If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
stood
>for, it is about time you became informed!
>
>
>
>
> {A} Almost Boobs...
> {B} Barely there.
> {C} Can't Complain!
> {D} Dang!
> {DD} Double dang!!
> {E} Enormous!!!
> {F} Fake.
> {G} Get a Reduction.
> {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
2006-12-03 11:34:46 · answer #2 · answered by ~i love my boys~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the first joke I ever learnt, when I was around 6 - ahhh memories.
2006-12-03 17:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by Chantel C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only a 5 year old would find that funny
2006-12-03 12:55:06 · answer #4 · answered by rachel d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost funny
2006-12-03 11:20:36 · answer #5 · answered by Marin S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So what does he get a wee wee?
2006-12-03 11:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by hoodqueen118 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-03 12:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by kitten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke sucks i could do way better than that
2006-12-03 11:24:58 · answer #8 · answered by Im Just Blessed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
something that makes you laugh
2006-12-03 11:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by Gossip81 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it, did it go in his mouth, the piss drinking bastard!
2006-12-03 11:21:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋