ok ladies the jig is almost up!!!?

Question

ladies this is your last chance to tell your boyfriends/husbands about the secret room!!! a group of desperate husbands (founded by me of course) has gained valuable counter intelligence on farting women...or as you woman say..non farting women. wev'e figured out that while we have been away our wives had hired female contractors to install secret farting rooms. we know you dont fart or poopy in the bathroom because it realy does smell like freackin roses when you come out.(this information was obtained by use night vision goggles) anyhow our group is one step closer to finding the rooms that have been installed in almost every home in america. us being men....we are of course proud of our farts.. i mean what shame is there in making furiture move, pets run for thier dear lives,windows vibrate ect. member #13 had his followed for 3 days and no farts recorded,#6..21/2 days...#4 a whole week..now we know that this has to be impossible to hold it for that long, come clean ladies

Answer 1

GET OFF THE DRUGS,LOL!!!

Answer 2

you really need to find something to occupy your time with other then trying to see if women fart. Of course they do! They are human, just like you, but more polite about it. you really want to know this stuff or are you just asking stupid questions in hopes of getting a stupid answer?

Answer 3

i offered those particularly gorgeous, yet uncomplicated, sandels at Charolette Ruse a week or 2 in the past. i take advantage of a darker warm pink nail polish, it attracts interest on your ft, yet would not eliminate out of your face or clothing.

Answer 4

Women don't fart, but are often near dogs that do.

Answer 5

What a strange thing to be concerned with. Flatulence is determined by your diet, maybe we just eat healthier than you guys do.

Answer 6

dutch ovens

Answer 7

what??