bob was very happy, he makes lots of money, he has a big home, a great wife that he loves, but he never got any sleep cuz he had bad headaches. one day he goes to see the doctor for help. so the doctor checks him out and thinks it over a while. im sorry to say, bob, but youre going to need to have your testacles removed, see, they are pushing slightly on your lower spine causing the headaches, and there is just no other way. bob thought it over for a while making sure there was absolutely no other way. so he ends up getting the surgeory. he walks out feeling like a new man. he passes a store and decides to buy a new shirt. he goes in and points out a shirt he likes. the man there gesses his measurements rite. bob is surprised. he gets a new pair of pants and socks too. the man guesses rite. then he decides for new underwear, the man says size 18 but bob sed he had worn size 16 4evr, not 18. the man says, if u wore size 16 it would push ur testacles back to your spine giving u headaches
2006-12-03
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