i did not know that Mr Ventura the pet detective liked playing card games!.....................................................................
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yes he did, because his name was ACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks in advance, hope you laughed as much as me. (ps - i honestly made up this great joke myself.)
2006-12-03 11:12:31 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your a JACK@$$
YOU STUPID MOTHER F(_)CKER
STOP WITH THIS BULLS|-|IT
but who knows maybe you will say something funny one of these day
just don't write your own joke any more okay
2006-12-03 11:22:56 · answer #1 · answered by Mark 2 · 1⤊ 6⤋
Look up the words joke and great in a dictionary. You will find that what you have created does not come into these categories. Not bad if it is intended for very young children, but they would not be aware of who Ace Ventura is. Sorry mate. Keep trying, you may get there one day! :o)
2006-12-03 17:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A father and son are walking in the park and the boy says daddy what are those 2 canines doing over there, the father pronounced they are making doggies, later that evening the boy walks into the dad and mom mattress room and says daddy what are you doing to mommy, properly son we are making you a brother, the boy says turn her over i choose doggies.
2016-10-17 16:12:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're the best! Way to go! You're number 1 Great Job! ummm, I can't think of anymore elementary school homework stickers right now.
2006-12-03 11:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Tellus A 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
one of the worst jokes ive seen on here
2006-12-03 12:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by rachel d 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it's the funniest joke ever, however if it makes people laugh that's all that matters
2006-12-03 11:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Sophie♥ 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It's ok if your 8 years old or younger.
2006-12-03 13:45:12 · answer #7 · answered by kev3753 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was as funny as a bacon sandwich in a mosque
2006-12-03 19:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What....Great joke.... do you all come from the same old peoples home... I can honestly beleive you made that up yourself...
2006-12-03 11:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by pop c 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
wowo you are a complete genius and i am serious i can never come up with funny jokes like that.
2006-12-03 11:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by surfsup15 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Stick to your day job buddy.
2006-12-03 12:00:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋