Would stealing all the crackers and wine from a church be sufficient to draw lightning? What about using the Bible as toilet paper? Or do I have to go for the gusto and publicly eat a live kitten? Any advice?
2006-12-03 10:52:58 · 12 answers · asked by Wise1 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So your mommy still wipes your bum? You already live in sorrow God has to do nothing. Just keep being your sad self is enough punishment. You have my pity.
2006-12-03 10:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well - if you really want to try...
Eating a live baby human might work... though I doubt it would bring down lightning or any such thing...
From the bible, judgment comes after death... so you'd pretty much just spend the rest of your life getting sodomized in prison...
Which would probably suck unless you're into that kind of thing...
Just my .01
-dh
2006-12-03 18:56:56 · answer #2 · answered by delicateharmony 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can't be done. In order to incur the wrath of "God", there would have to be such a thing. Everyone with common sense knows about evolution and the big bang, and books of fiction. So no such thing is possible - sorry
2006-12-03 18:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Destory a church in a way that won't let anyone enter but so when they come in they feel so bad that everything is cracked, broken, and burned that they will panic and the church will lose more people making god get mad.
2006-12-03 18:55:50 · answer #4 · answered by Pro Snowboarder 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can be as evil as you want and never incur the wrath of god, because god is imaginary.
You might incur the wrath of society though, and end up in jail!
2006-12-03 18:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by atheist jesus 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and then turn and tear you to pieces. Matthew 7:6
2006-12-03 18:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by Daniel L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Need to do things in ein, not silly stuff like that.
summon devils and eat ppls souls
2006-12-03 18:58:19 · answer #7 · answered by Labatt113 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
god doesnt actually use lightning to smite the unworthy. he'll just make your life sucky, as your's probably already is.
2006-12-03 18:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by thrila_in_manilla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You simply have to not believe in Him.
Guaranteed, your life and afterlife will be Hell.
2006-12-03 18:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by pknutson_sws 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting ideas already.
u might need no advice.
2006-12-03 18:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by ich 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋