I'm six foot tall and have a son that is about 2.5 foot, every time I go to the supermarket and put him in the trolly in the wee kid sitting bit at the front I find he is exactly the correct hight and to kick me in the nuts. Is this just a freaky high combination or are other dads affected. On average i get kicked once every 10 minutes so i dont go shopping very much.
2006-12-03 10:43:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, sorry to hear about your nuts, at 5 foot 6 inches I don't get this problem, Ive finally found an advantage to being short..
2006-12-03 10:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by Thornsey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny....Sorry about your nuts though. How about wearing a cup? You can put your kid in soft booties since he's not walking anyway? Or both. Might not solve anything but may at least minimize the damage.
2006-12-03 19:26:38 · answer #2 · answered by S K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not the only one - I too have suffered this spooky coincidence in height / trolley alignment.
You can sit him to one side (in the trolleys with 2 seats) and push the trolley to one side shielding your nads. Failing that, tie his laces to the trolley!
I usually find letting him put the shopping in the trolley in return for not kicking usually works (althoug you may want to put the eggs in yourself)
2006-12-03 18:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crikey Paul. Do you tailgate like that on the hiway? Im thinkin...I dont know....extend your arms while pushing the cart? Maybe put a little space in the danger zone? Hmmm Paul? ....Paul?
2006-12-03 18:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by Funnel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats highly inconvenient. Might i suggest you wear a cup? Or let the missus do the shopping.
2006-12-03 19:30:37 · answer #5 · answered by mehboobahmad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put it to your advantage.. count how many times he kicks you while you are in the store and then you will know how long you've been shopping.
2006-12-03 22:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i cant have anymore kids due to this occurring to me do you think there make be a health and safety issue to look at there and could the shop be liable for damages to your jewels
2006-12-03 18:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by beats 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel your pain dude!!!!!!!!!!! make yer kidz walk. thats what i do. By the way having a vasectomy makes the shopping trolley cluster kick seem really tame! Believe me , i know!!!!!!!!
2006-12-03 18:49:28 · answer #8 · answered by warpig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a conspiracy by the shop owner's to stop men doin the shoppiing because we are less likely to impulse buy or buy a load of **** things you will never use
2006-12-03 18:47:14 · answer #9 · answered by Whitey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why don't you just pull the cart from the front? You can still watch your son and shop too...
2006-12-03 18:55:40 · answer #10 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋