An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?! "
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
2006-12-03 10:40:39 · 13 answers · asked by Tabor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good .. and thats coming from a semi-retired lesbian
Dr BAd
2006-12-04 09:28:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful
2006-12-03 18:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by Marin S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you made me think in a different way, i thought i was a guy but it turns out i'm a lesbian..you didn't to break my bubble...... lol that was a good one.
2006-12-03 19:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by Arnold 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of that one before. But it is still very funny. Lol!
2006-12-04 04:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's cute! Very ironic ending, I totally wasn't expecting that! Good one!!:-)
2006-12-03 20:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by Julia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that's funny!! poor guy hasn't been out much i guess
2006-12-03 18:57:35 · answer #6 · answered by miss_moo_moo_cow 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!!!!!! I'm still laughing!!
2006-12-03 20:08:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one. I dont laugh at jokes that much but you made my day. THANKS!
2006-12-03 18:47:22 · answer #8 · answered by Tony 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was cute
2006-12-03 18:47:53 · answer #9 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG ..................that was so funny ...........lol
Thanks for sharing and enjoy your week ahead : - )
2006-12-04 00:03:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋