what is the funniest chant you have heard on the terraces ??

Answer 1

it was norwich v chelsea after deliahs famous drunken pitch speach.

"chelsea sung weve got abramovic,youve got a drunken *****" to which norwich replied "weve got a super cook,youve got a russian crook"

Answer 2

It wis the 28th of April 1962
and ehm share it wis a seterday
And the time wis half past 2.
We wre standing outside Muirton park
Ye ken whar St. Johnstone play
We jist needed a point tae win the league
Iv eh remember right it wis a no bad sunny eftirnane.

Well any whey
When we got inside the groond
We could hardly move
there wis thoosands and thousands
O Dundee fans there
Jist a sea o Dark Blue

Yer uncle Rod he wis drunk
He had to pee war he wistanding
And they guy in front o him
well he wis understanding

So the whistle blahs and St Johnstone nearly score
Goad meh hert wis in meh mooth
But up pops Gillie wee a bullit heeder
And nearly blew aff muirtons roof

So we were 1-0 up at half time
And we were on a role
Something special wis aboot tae happen
As we sung for another Dundee goal

So the referee blahs the whistle tae start the gemme.
And it wisnae that lang afore Gillie struck again
The St. J players start foulin and kicking
So the Dee upped the pace
And the Dark Blue machine started graftin and clicking

Then jist aboot a half an oor tae go
Andy penman scores a screamer
The Dundee supporters went ballistic
It wis a feeling we could only dream a

And as soon as the final whistle blew
We had won the league at Perth
And the Dundee fans mobbed the pitch
It was the greatest feeling on earth

Eh remember Bill Shankly
Ran on the pitch hands in the air
The man wis proud o the Dundee crowd
As his players won the day

The polis then suroonded the players
And guided them aff the park
But half o Dundee wis oot there
They could have stied there until it wis dark

Eh mind naebiddy wid move
Until the team came back on the field
When they finally appeared and abbiddy went crazy
For the league victory they had sealed

And one the whey hame tae Dundee
we sang ah the weh back on the train
Eh’ll never forget that day
It will bide wee me forever
Now what was the team again

Sing: There was Liney, Hamilton, Cox, Seith, Ure, Wishart, Smith, Penman, Cousin, Gilzean and Robertson

Answer 3

There's only one Arsene Wenger
There's only one Arsene Wenger
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
Arsene Wenger is a paedophile

I actually heard the premiere of this one. It was the 1998/99 season, Chelsea v Arsenal at The Bridge, midweek game I seem to recall. There had been a bit of banter from the Arsenal fans about Graham Rix being jailed for having sex with a 15 year old girl. A bloke in the Matthew Harding Lower stood up and sang this little gem at the top of his voice. I've never heard so many people erupt with laughter at once, Arsenal fans included. It was like being at a stand up show.

Update: Just read Andy H2's answer. Point taken on the Wenger song. Hadn't heard it previously. Love the one about Beckham/Ginola!

Answer 4

to Gerbil i first heard that song sang in a bar in Fuerteventura by a Spurs fan who just stood up and started singing it,this was at the end of the 1997 season! inccidentally the last line is Wenger is a f**king paedophile!

the funniest i've ever heard was Spurs fans at White Hart Lane about 5 years ago...

song called The Tottenham Coke Heads...sung to the tune of the Okey Cokey..can't remember all the lyrics...

but something like ...
u get your stash bag out,
your mirror out,
u put it on the table and u chop it all about.
oh we're the tottenham coke heads,
oh we're the tottenahm coke heads,
sniff,sniff,snort,snort,rah,rah,rah!!

or how about another spurs gem....

Posh Spice is a slapper,
she wears a wonder bra,
and when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Ginola!


Martin Jol is having a party,
bring some vodka and yer charlie!

Answer 5

Chanting on the terraces at soccer suits is a continuation of conflict chanting from historical of days. think of then being confronted by employing a Roman Legion numbering something from 3,000 to assert 6,000 - all chanting "We shagged your missus final evening". effective as hell is gonna make you reall offended superb? it could additionally reason you to make deadly errors ensuing of their victory. shop chanting. Oh yeah! one extra small element, the Ref's blind.

Answer 6

Chelsea V Man UTD

Chelsea fans: 50 000 Muppetts
United fans: Chelsea Rent Boys.
This went on for about an hour

Answer 7

Leeds Rhinos fans rugby league sing at the Hull FC fans You only sing when youre fishing.

Answer 8

Chelsea v Man Utd a few years back.....

.......to the tune of the Welsh hymn

"David Beckam, David Beckham, do you take Posh up the ****....nal?"

Chelsea fans enquirying whether David Beckham ever accompanied his wife to Highbury, as it then was.......

Answer 9

it was to peter beardsley at the baseball ground cant remember the song but something about "beauty is only skin deep" sung by alone supporter "but some bastard has peeled you".We all laughed wether you liked him or not. strangely enough it was about the festive time so alot of alcohol could have been consummed .

Answer 10

We don't pay any council tax,
we don't pay any council tax
you do
you do
nanananannaaa

sung by Edinburgh University Supporters in their last scottish cup game!!

My favourite as a kid still as to be

he's gay, he's bent
his ar*e is up for rent
micky wier
micky wier

Answer 11

Sung to the theme of 'The Adams Family' by East Fife fans to the 7 Cowdungbeath fans:

They're dirty and they're smelly,
They come from near Lochgelly,
They havenae got a telly,
The cowden family,
Da da da da,(click, click) Da da da da (click, click) etc.

It even got us on 'They think it's all over.'