I'm on the freeway, right now, with my laptop computer. What should I do?

Question

I'm driving and typing at the same time. I'm really bored though what should I do? Oh sh***!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

I would be on Yahoo! Answers, and

i would have a cup of Hot Coffee in between my legs, also,

i'd be having a phone conversation with a friend,

i'd also be having my car on cruise controll with my GPS running

and

i'd be watching a DVD on the Car DVD LCD Screen,

and listening to the radio while talking on my walkie talkie and

having a Hot Pocket cooking in the Microwave in my back seat that's connected to the Cigarette Lighter.

also, the car would be a stickshift.

Answer 2

You shouldn't be driving with your laptop on. Turn your laptop off. Where are you getting your connection if your on the freeway?

Answer 3

You should drive off the road into a tree. It will save the life of somebody else.

Answer 4

If you have your lap top on one knee, the I would get out my Thomas guide street map book and put it on my other knee. And then make sure you have a cup of scalding hot coffee in your hand. That should do the trick.....have fun ***whole...

Answer 5

Hit yourself on the head with the laptop and watch the panic ensue.

Answer 6

I would pull over and throw your laptop out. You should be paying attention to your driving.

Answer 7

STOP TYPING AN DRIVE BEFORE YOU KILL SOMEONE, HOWEVER IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE AN TYPE LIST YOUR CAR MAKE AN TAG NUMBER SO I CAN REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE.

Answer 8

Pull over immediately and make up more silly questions

Answer 9

Keep at it. You'll learn to drive with your knees.

Answer 10

with your lapptop on your lap how does your mom get under the steering wheel?