a humpback whale and its mate were just breaking surface when the male noticed a pair of whaling ships,as they dove down he said to his mate" i know those two, they killed my father," will you help me capsize them, we'll just swim below them and exhaust our blowholes tipping them over, well she does love him and reservidly agrees and off they go, carfully getting below each boat they blow and run for it, as the male breaks surface he sees men swiming for shore and asks his mate to help eat them, no one should escape, ( are you ready for this)she replys, look ive just given you a ******** im not gonna swollow seamen for you too,
2006-12-03
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