2 snowmen in a field. 1 says to the other, "Can you smell carrots?"
On his 1st day at his new job at the local zoo Albert is trying very hard to make a good impression. The boss says "Albert. your 1st task is to feed the fish but be careful as they are very valuable". Albert goes to the fish tank and accidently pours pesticide into the tank killing some of the fish. In a panic he decides to get rid of the evidence, spots the lions and feeds them the dead fish.
His next task is to feed the chimpanzees. Again he manages to kill 2 of the chimpanzees and feeds them to the lions to hide his mishap.
His next task is to clean out the bee hives yet again he manages to tread on a few bees, killing them. So yet again he feeds them to the lions.
The next day a new lion arrives in the lion enclosure and says "It looks ok here. What's the food like?"
The head lion replies, "Bloody great. Why last night we had fish, chimps and mushy bees.
2006-12-03 08:53:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. :P
here's another one
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."
2006-12-03 08:57:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
insert chortle right here... hahahahaha my the prawns from district 9 are quite shellfish why do i even consume cake its a butt in an elevator candy is basically a fantasy i used to be ideal oh wait no i wasn't get me sturdy white albacore! i choose my bag of heat nuts condoms are for sailors
2016-10-17 16:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 9/10
2006-12-03 09:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the 1st one a lot 4 some reason
2006-12-03 09:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad at all 8/10 lol
2006-12-03 09:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
I love that second joke because my partner told it to me when we first got together- lovely memory!
Thanks for bringing a special moment back to mind!
2006-12-03 09:42:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa
Great Joke.
2006-12-03 08:56:08 · answer #7 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 1st one was funny. The second wasn't funny at all.
2006-12-03 09:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by 1/6,833,020,409 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They're both good. Just wish i could remember the bloomin things!
2006-12-03 09:34:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, yeh.. What about this.. 'What happens to a Vampire in the rain..?
He gets wet..' lol.. I know it's lame but it makes me laugh so much..
2006-12-03 09:08:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋