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A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

2006-12-03 08:48:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

ohno...laff...snort.

2006-12-03 09:55:41 · answer #1 · answered by JenniT 6 · 0 0

It's like the gypsy that stayed in the farmers barn overnight then says" the horses haven't been plowing 'cause their new bits hurt their mouths" The farmer says "You are right" gypsy says"the cows aren't giving milk "cause you turn the milking machine pressure up and it hurts them" farmer says" You are right" The farmer thinks for a minute and says "The sheep are lying"

2006-12-03 08:58:20 · answer #2 · answered by impromptu_57 4 · 0 0

hahaha
Nice Funny Joke.

2006-12-03 09:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by Viren 3 · 0 0

haha funny

2006-12-03 09:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by luckyxlovee 2 · 0 0

lmao

2006-12-03 09:09:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha
very good one

2006-12-03 08:54:08 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

very good

2006-12-03 08:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by Dawg 4 · 0 0

lol

2006-12-03 09:08:43 · answer #8 · answered by my_account8 3 · 0 0

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