Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing home residents.
They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her Husband had come to the nursing home.
The other woman said that her sex life was great!
"The secret to great sex is this," the woman told her, "when my husband is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lay on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night!"
Ethel says, "I'm going to try that tonight!"
When Ethel's husband is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes. Although it's a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can't move.
2006-12-03 08:21:02 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's not too long before her husband comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, her husband yells "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an a*shole!"
2006-12-03 08:21:18 · update #1
Ha Ha, Yo soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny, I want more ploppys now!!!! XXXX
2006-12-03 08:34:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-03 16:24:00 · answer #2 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor ethel she deserves a good licking for the effort great joke 10/10
2006-12-04 05:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good. Did you hear about the old couple streaking? Old Ethel says to her friend " Did you see that, whatever were they wearing ? Friend replies " I don't know but they needed ironing"
2006-12-04 13:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lmao 10/10
2006-12-03 16:28:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny.
2006-12-03 16:27:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! That would be a totally scary sight.
2006-12-03 16:36:30 · answer #7 · answered by gramma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi i give it a 10 out o f 10 its hilarious.
2006-12-03 16:28:10 · answer #8 · answered by buttercup_puppylove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
2006-12-03 16:23:48 · answer #9 · answered by sci fi fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww poor Ethel..............another little belter. 10 outta 10 yet again.
2006-12-03 16:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋