An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...
Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?
The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!
He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"
The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.
2006-12-03 08:18:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wtf? XD
That was funny...
2006-12-03 08:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by La Reina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I get the 10 points for best answer for this joke please .......
Moral of the story?
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….
And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!
2006-12-03 16:23:52 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2006-12-03 16:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by my_heartlieswithin@yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good!
2006-12-03 16:23:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-03 16:41:02 · answer #5 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww. but funny haha.
2006-12-03 16:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by Lia*808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny haha!
2006-12-03 16:23:26 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-12-03 16:27:58 · answer #8 · answered by OllY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz that's hilarious!
2006-12-03 16:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat is lame
2006-12-03 17:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by lASHAUN 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
gross but funny
2006-12-03 16:20:52 · answer #11 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋